User:Obnoxious Blue Unicorns Stole My Dignity!

|CURRENTLY STUCK IN SUGAR-RUSH MODE, TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!!!! | EAT THE KIDS FIRST!!!!!!!


 * Hi.
 * I really
 * Have nothing
 * Else to say for
 * my introduction because
 * I fail at writing introductions
 * about myself because I'm kind of shy
 * so I'll just start typing and we'll act
 * like this crappy pyramid was never built by me.

Email me please: bluethesquareone@gmail.com

OOPS SORRY, I RESET SOME OF THESE BY ACCIDENT 00:56, March 22, 2013 (UTC)

Claudia is... Nice Funny Epic Creepy O.o Stalkerish Too darn shy!

If I knew Claudia in real life, I would... Look out your window. You see my machete? >:) Hire her as a babysitter Hire her as an illustrator Remind myself to go to college Take over her life

Claudia's writing is... Epic Crap, my computer froze... What writing? O.o Meow

Should I post(blog) my little HG story on THGRP wiki? Yes Whatever No

My story is about a girl from D10 named Hanna, a boy from D4 named Ky, a girl from D9 named Nellie, a boy from D8 named Lewis, a girl from D3 named Narissara, and a boy named Sulfur from D5. They meet during the 2nd Rebellion war while their districts are getting destroyed and they become friends, and they try tio escape from all of the war. Now tell me, O wise one, what shall I name this story-blog? Untitled Turning scars into stars THE FALLEN (I got that from the death toll in the HG) And THE RISING Other (tell my on my talk page. I'm not that good with titles, as you can tell :/
 * I will do it later since YES and WHATEVER got all the votes :)*

What? We gon' git dem gators!!!! Spammeh!!!! CEEEElebration *woo woo* Touche ;0

Should I... Make more polls Shut up <3 Be a spork ;)

Am I getting on your nerves with my infinite, random polls? Heck yeah! Naw, keep polling. Who are you?

If I was mean to you, maybe a little, would you forgive me? No Yes

On a scale of one to ten... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5,988,044

Likes
"Baby you a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down, and cruuuuiiiseee""

- Some awesome song :3

popcorn, chocolate chip frappes, caffene, RAGE comics, memes, LOLcats, THG, Epictexts, Cheezburger.com, MOST Wikia users, mysteries, Ellie Goulding music, books, reading, algebra, nerdiness, Angry Birds, cake, pie, music except oldies and rap, making avatars online, art, Manga and Anime, Pokemon, most fruit, hurting people:D, people, everything

DISLIKES:
"I know you ain't no good for me And all the lies and the lines you fed to me The way you kept coming back for me Like the last breathe left of the air I need"

- Some awesome song :3

most vegetables, homework, guilt, clumsiness (mine), One Direction, hurting people D':, people, everything, candy that's not yummy at all 3:, running out of song lyrics to use as quotes, my words getting me in trouble, when people think I'm a smart, mature, logical person.

Random thingies
"I'll seek you out, Flay you alive. One more word and you won't survive. And I'm not scared, Of your stolen power. See right through you any hour."

- Eyes on Fire (song) by Blue Foundation

I hate people who are racist and shit like that.
 * I like to play video games secretly. When someone drags me along doing something I just hide in the bathroom playing POKEMON SOULSILVER even though I have won an infinite number of times.

I like to draw people, cats, and flowers. Especially Kawaii chibis.

I have a horrible habit. Whenever someone makes an announcement, I just HAVEHAVEHAVE to pump my fist in the air and yell "WOO!" [https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7111420416/hEE30AB66/ I don't have many friends outside Wikia. But I honestly don't care.]
 * I spend alot of time reading...in Wal Mart!!!!
 * I talk to kinders all the time and creep them out. Once Mabry and I followed them singing Cruise by Jason Aldean.

[https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7128021504/hA3BA0262/ If you are sad, in pain, annoyed, or heartbroken, complaining about it will not make me pitiful for you. Go see a doctor.]

[https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7124247808/hE241FCA7/ I have a creepy laugh. It's all "hehehehehehe" and then I make no sound but I am still laughing.]

Whenever somebody says something mean to me online, I can't read it ASAP. I can read it later though and it won't hurt me as much.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7yCLn-O-Y0 I never feel pity for someone. Sorry, I'm just not that type. I hate how people will say something sad, and you can't tell them your joke because they will hate you.] But I love this song and it makes me want to cry :3

I like listening to music. The hypnotic kind. Read more below. And above, that's one of my favorite songs ^.

I shove my fists in my mouth when I'm scared.

I rarely wear jeans.

I like gruesome stuff.

I like to eat plastic and candy wrappers!!!!

[https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7113997312/hA8E59EF8/ I like people who aren't afraid to say what they think. And graffiti <3 I died laughing at this xD]

I hate how almost every sentence on this part begins with "I"

I have a HUGE laughing problem. I can't help it, most people are used to it.
 * I give obvious, smart *fights urge to cuss*-alek answers to stupid questions.

When someone adresses me by my name at the beginning of a sentence, I get those creepy chills.

I like writing but am afraid to show the world what little, strange talent I have.

I am the godess of dignity, forgiveness, and respect. I am also the god of awesome. I consider myself the godess of staying up late all night and waking up hugging an oversized swan made of towels. True story.

I'm warm-natured.

I am currently giving away all of my personal information on the internet.

I like large, baggy clothing. When it comes to fashion I don't care much.

I'm Academically and Intellectually Gifted, according to the people who pick out my classes and put me in AIG.

I like watching movies like Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure just so I can criticize them. I LOLed when one of my friends pointed to her sitting on a bench in the movie wearing a short dress and yelled "Put your legs together, Sharpay!"

I like creeping people out with my slightly deep voice. My voice isn't very feminine. It's neutral.

I'm not a fighter, but I don't like talking much unless I'm a close friend to you.

My parents always bug me about my attitude. BS.

My proudest moment.

My favorite three singers are Ellie Goulding and Taylor.

I like finding unique solutions to otherwise infinite problems like this

I get sick rarely but I throw up in my mouth a little when someone *fights urge to cuss*.....ticks me off.

I cuss only on the internet and I do so very rarely.

I don't understand: How is it that I love Slenderman and would give him loads and loads of hugs and love if I saw him, but I'm afraid of babies and street-lamps. Probably because babies murder my face and my ex is a street lamp.

I don't have a webcam. I don't have any pictures of me to upload. My past is a mystery; let it stay that way.

I play soccer a lot.

Even though I'm Christian, I don't act like it and I'm not very religious.

I like sweets. They don't make me hyper much (Unles they involve my BFF, aka caffene) but they give me wierd ideas and make me kinda crazy...lol jk, I'm a hyper crazy girl when I'm on caffene, but you love me anyway.......right?


 * I don't like much food

I like to beat people with bags of shoes.

I have a small southern accent that rarely is noticeable. "We gon' git dem gators and dey ain't gon' come back up 'til skeeter season!"

I hate source mode, but sometimes I have to use it (likeumrightnow)

I can punch and kick and scream and bite. But I can't scratch, I bite my nails way too much.

I have tons of nicknames.

I can be quiet. I can be loud. I'm louder around certain people. If you ever notice that I don't say much when I'm on chat, it's because I'm either really shy, or I'm just a really slow typer and by the time I type it, the subject has changed. I also have those "no comment" moments.

I like to prank people

I like rage comics and LOLcats.

I don't giggle and date guys 8 years older than me like all of the girly girls in my classes.

I like to run around like mad in a hotel giving people lessons on how to give a proper high-five.

When someone says something nice to me and I see it, I cover my mouth and my eyes go all big and sparkly.
 * I am allergic to nothing. I'm just invincible like that.
 * I don't like 1D much. I never found myself amidst the waves of squealing, giggling girls who are 1D fans. Not all 1D fans are like that though. And I don't HATEHATEHATE their music that bad. I hate it when some of their fans squeal at my last name though.
 * I get sad if someone leaves me a mean message or whatever, but anything said in live time (like chat, fb chat, ect.) doesn't effect me. Also, if I barely know you, I won't care at ALL.
 * I don't drink soft drinks. I don't think they're gross or anything, I just can't stand the fizz.
 * I live in the country, not the city. Sometimes I sneak outside at night to get the fresh, warm, breezy night air. I used to do stuff like bat-hunting with my old friends before they left and hated me.
 * I like to hang out with the troublemakers.
 * I like Pokemon and am obsessed over it. I won't let anyone near Pokemon White, it's the only game that hasn't gone missing in my house! I hiss at anyone who lays a finger on it until my sounds of hatred have wrenched up into their ears and they are forced to let go before the dark consumes every bit of hearing potential they have with sounds of doom and misery and pain.
 * I also like Mario Kart, and I want to try Kingdom Hearts!

Are you actually reading this? No Yes NOYB I WANNA GO HOOOOMMMEEE!!!!!!
 * I like awesome magic tricks that are fun and confuse people.
 * I have black and white glasses, syrup-colored eyes, slightly tan skin, a little bit short, and thin black hair that varies in length. I hate makeup so I don't wear it.
 * I only use one or two fingers when I type.
 * I love candy. Alot. But sometimes I can't say "pixie stick" with out falling down laughing.
 * I'm a cheerful person who wants to waste your time with pointless information.
 * I love it when people get photo-bombed xD
 * FIRE EXIT
 * I have a fear, a deep, hideous fear, of 90% of the people on my friends list.
 * I yell the most random things o.o "Quick! Break out the toddlers, they are our greatest offense!!! LEAVE THE PONIES BEHIND THEY WILL SLOW US DOWN!!!!! EUAIAIAIAIAIAIA!!!!" *blacks out*
 * I can scream loudly. Especially in my sleep. As seen above, my screams can sound really wierd.
 * I have a long list of favorite songs, you can see below. I like music unless it's rap. I don't count Gangnam Style as rap becasuse I love it and if it was rap I wouldn't. I actually have it memorized.
 * I pranked people with CatFacts and I never used the CatFacts app, I just did it by myself.
 * Thanks to Wikipedia, I now know loads of random Barbie trivia O.o One year, this group of people took voice-chipped barbie dolls and replaced the chips with GI JOE doll chips, then returned them to the store xD
 * I'm good at mocking things/people, so if you annoy me or let me down, I have mocked you. Sometimes I mock peole like you in my sleep.
 * I am a pretty good speller, most of the time.
 * I forgive...but I don't forget...unless I literally forget.
 * Party Rock LIVES in my house, not just at night...
 * If you insult Ellie Goulding, Minecraft (I wish I could play it but I can't), Pokemon, Taylor Swift, Maroon 5, FUN, or any of my favorite things, well......I will find you...
 * I have a dirty little secret.
 * I'm not very civilized. I have actually done THIS before.
 * I like to paint but my best skills use color-pencils.
 * I die laughing all the time.
 * My feelings are very delicate, but I get over stuff quickly ;)
 * I like reading stuff, like violence, fantasy, and mysteries.
 * Okay here's a more...accurate description of my laugh: "Nyahhahahaha...weehehehehe..."
 * NOW YOU KNOW ALMOST EVERYTHING ABOUT ME!!!!!

About music,
I like most of it. I like pop, country, and that stuff that you can't even put a genre on.

My favorite singers include Taylor Swift, Adele, Maroon5, Train, Pink, and ESPECIALLY Ellie Goulding.Several bands whose names I can't remember.

My favorite songs include anything by the above artists, Whatever You Like, Eyes on Fire, Cracks, Radioactive, The Longest Road, Dirt Road Anthem, Somebody That I Used To Know, My Kinda Party, Not Over You, The House That Built Me, Bulletproof, In For The Kill, Party Rock Anthem, I'm Sexy and I Know It, Gangnam Style(DUH!!!!!!!), and loads of other stuff <3

I'm also a stalker who plays soccer and hates 1D (however I do not strongly hate them and their fans, just can't really tolerate them) and JB and loves good times....WTF this almost rhymes!

I also enjoy the Professor Layton series (Its a brainteaser game for Nintendo DS) and I have a DS, DSIXL, and a Nook.

I enjoy wierd stuff and epicness!

My best friend in real life was stolen by some emo girl so now I'm friends with three freaky lunatics.

I like sending people text versions of their deaths from their POV...one sentence that is in all of them is "Claudia leaps out like a ninja, shrieking like a banshee.".

I LOVELOVELOVE to write and draw, I'm working on this HG thingy right now but I'm too shy to put it online. I specialize in Manga, drawing cats, drawing fairies, drawing people, drawing birds.

If I'm not an author or illustrator or artist or teacher than I will work at Gamestop or in a harmonica factory <3.

People I appreciate/Tolerate/Have only a moderate fear of
"If you're lost and alone, Or you're sinking like a stone, Carry on....."

- Carry On(song by FUN.)


 * The friendly one
 * The one who I have so much to say to and so little time to say it, but they never hear me.
 * The one who was nice to me before it was cool.
 * The one who I am sorry to but my apologies can never make up for what I have done.
 * Other Julia (sry there's no link. I forgot your username :(
 * Ryan
 * Ryan
 * The one who I look up to and wonder if they look down to me.
 * The one who-out of nowhere-made me smile at a simple guesture
 * ~Pop Tart~/John
 * Will
 * The one who I cannot simply understand the tone of their messages.
 * The one who is thoughtful, but in her own place.
 * Anna
 * The one who deserves a milloin smileyes but is never remembered.
 * Rainfacestar
 * Andy
 * Alice
 * The one who is a stranger to me but seems cool.
 * Hannah (same as Other Julia. I forgot your username)
 * The one whose annoyedness makes my day.
 * Kaitlyn
 * The one who is kind to me but I have a deathly fear of them, and they would kill me if he knew who I was.
 * Lily
 * Flora
 * The one whose ignorance has a joyful effect on me.
 * The one who accepts my evil creativity and colors it with her own.
 * Summer
 * Dakota
 * Mia
 * UniCandy (unicorn high-five!!!!)
 * The one who I trusted before I knew them.
 * Savanna
 * The one who remembers me. ACTUALLY. FREAKING. REMEMBERS ME!
 * The wierd one
 * Josh
 * And tons and tons of other people <3. Feel free to add yourself, it will make you as speshul as these the people above AND it will prove that I should not be scared of you.

My signatures that you can borrow if you ASK


Haikus are easy.........But some of them don't make sense.........Refrigerator!

EMMMMA (Mah favorite)
Name: Emma Grace

Age: 13

Gender: female

District: 6

'''Personality: She's not very social. Her first words were "Don't look back" when she was seven and her mother decided to leave her and her father. She very rarely feels any emotion and even less often does she show it.'''

Weapon(s): throwing knives, darts, traps

Physical Appearance: long straight red velvet hair, darkish tan skin, dark blueberry eyes.

Strength(s):She has a photographic memory, very good intelligence and engeneering skills alond with common sense, and due to her lack of emotion she may use unlimited cruelty and feel no guilt.

Weakness(es): She doesn't talk so no good alliance, She is not very strong so she would die in most combat situations, and she would recieve no sponsors due to her infinite cruelt and lack of a friendly nature.

Backstory: (Since I have always wanted a tribute with an insamnely long backstory, I will be constantly adding to this.)  Emma was never truly loved by her parents, even though she was an only child. They did a lot of things to get her to say her first words, but they failed. When they left her in a room by herself, she turned the channel from BabyLearning to ID channel so she could watch murder mysteries. When she learned to walk, instead of hugging her parents, she went to the graveyard. There she spent her days as a toddler, making “friends”. She still never talked but she walked around and pretended to interact with her “friends”. When she went to school, she never participated in group activities. She always waited until recess then snuck through a hole in the fence and went to the graveyard. Nobody cared, because nobody loved her. Somedays she left her hometown until a car picked her up and took her to the Peacekeepers, who tracked down her parents. Things got worse. Emma’s parents lost both their jobs and her mom left. Emma spoke her first words to her mom: Don’t look back. Her mom nodded somberly and left, leaving her dad in rage. He grabbed the seven-year-old by her shoulders and shook her. What is wrong with you?! Do you know what you just did?! Emma stayed silent and emotionless. Her father punished her by locking her in her room. He planned to leave her there for the rest of her life, claiming she was sick at the reapings. She cried a little, but she knew what to do. Her father sent her food through the little window in her room, but she could not fit through. She was only seven at first, you must remember, so she wasn’t sure what to do. After four years, the whole town thought she was dead so she still missed school. When she was 11 she finally had an idea. She went into her personal bathroom (It was connected to her room and not blocked off) and took her nail polish. She broke the window and poured blood red polish out. This freaked out her neighbors, so her dad had to lie to cover it up. He said that it was the wind, and that Emma’s spirit was haunting the house. This made the townspeople freak out and try to get inside. This angered her father so he made Emma scare them away by making ghost noises. She didn’t so he had to make up more lies to the people. Afterwards, her father came to her room to beat her. She shoved him and called 911. They put her father on a court trial. On the day before the hearing, her father showed up at the temporary orphanage that Emma stayed at. He climbed through the window and kidnapped her after knocking her out. She woke up in a speeding car heading towards nowhere. She screamed but her father silenced her and threatened to stab her. When they got to the desolate, abandoned hill, he took out a shovel and started digging. She fought some more and was stabbed in her right hand and her left foot. But the scene was quickly invaded by armed Peacekeepers. They apprehended her father and took her to the hospital. After the wounds healed, she was given a foster family with a good security system. She became ill shortly after, though. She “died” a few times in her sleep. Her spirit haunted the house all night long until she woke up. Eventually the father, who was smart, gave her a strange medicine that cured her. But her spirit still roams while she’s asleep until she is woken up. She gets very sick from exhaust because she never truly sleeps (she could've still be killed in her sleep like normal). But she can also be cruel and heartless. She made it a hobby to go to little kids’ houses and spook them as a spirit. Once she scared a little kid to death. It was her proudest moment. She targeted them while they were sleeping, because she will likely never sleep again. Eventually there were no more children to scare, and she left the vicinity. As she came into a new town and scared the kids, people freaked out. The town soon became known as a ghost town and was deserted. Emma was happy to finally be alone. She went back into her own body and she felt refreshed to be alone. Unfortunately, Peacekeepers came in to find why the town was empty. She wasn’t alone anymore. She did mean things to make them go away. Tried scaring them to death. Didn’t work. Tried haunting them. Didn’t work. Then she possessed one of them. She walked as the Peacekeeper to the middle of nowhere. Then she went back to her body. The Peacekeeper was found in a lake, barely alive, speaking and whispering about a witch named Emma. They found Emma’s records and tracked her footsteps and fingerprints until they found her. They gave her a special medicine that made her unable to become a ghost again. She was apprehended and taken to jail where she grew a reputation as a dumb, mute girl who doesn’t know a thing. She was adopted again later on by a rich family who she hated and made many attempts to kill until she was reaped but she failed ultimately. 

 Games Strategy: She plans to hide but the instant she sees someone she will mercilessly kill them. 

 Bloodbath Strategy: GTFO and come back later for her beloved throwing knives. 

' Alliance: Heck no *laughs sickeningly until is dragged away by the ankle* '

 Token: Gold medallion with a picture of a lamp (like the Alladin kind) with fire coming out of it. 

===ANY DISTRICT===

Bianca Summitt
Name: Bianca Summitt

Gender: Female

District: any

Age: 15

Weapon: axe

Personality and Backstory: Bianca had a very strict family of many traditions. When she was a young girl, she took an oath, swearing that she would follow, support, and abide by the traditions. But she fell in love with a boy who had a different religion, and that was against the oath. She was shunned from her family and left out on the streets of District _. Even worse, Bianca's overly protective brother murdered the boy she loved. This ruined her life, so she was left playing guitar on the streets' for money or food, until a nice family took her in. But what she didn't know that they were escaped prisoners who wanted to murder her. They tried to stab her in a dark alley, but somebody else showed up and killed them. The person lost his life doing this, and he was later identified as Bianca's brother. She was put in an orphanage after that, but she never felt at home again and couldn't sleep very well. Her personality is cheerful, bouncy, and splashy, even through the worst dark and gloomy days

Appearance: Blonde hair with light blue front, freckles, pale skin, short

Strengths: She's great at climbing and hand-to-hand combat, ever since her new "parents" tried to murder her, she would train for protection sometimes by sneaking out of the orphanage and going to the self-protection-training-place.

Weaknesses: She's a crappy swimmer, barely a dog paddler. She also isn't the sharpest tool in the shed and can get to eager and excited that she doesn't calculate the risk of plans.

Likes: colorful stuff, cute little animal thingies, being called "Casabianca" Comedies, Fun, Summertime, The colors green, orange, blue, and yellow, Coloring books.

Dislikes: Graphic violence, mean people.

Height: 5'1

Zoey Capricorn
Name: Zoey Capricorn

Gender: Female

District: 1

Age: 17

Weapon: Bow and Arrow

Personality and Backstory: Zoey was born into a very wealthy family. Her parents owned a clothing line that they planned to pass down to her. The name of the line was "Murderous Intentions" and it was based mainly on the Games. Zoey didn't want it, but she took it anyway. When she was designing in the back room, some other jelous girl named Kasey broke in. She demanded ownership of the store. When Zoe denied it, she killed Zoe's parents and left. She also killed Zoey's twin brother. Zoe volunteered, partly to participate and partly to get away from Kasey. She is a wierd, creepy girl who complains about her heighth. She also sleeps upside down, talks to inanimate objects, and high-fives herself.

Appearance: Black and white hair like a zebra, freckles, blue eyes.

Strengths: swimming, agility

Weaknesses:combat, intelligence

Likes: sleeping upside down, talking to inanimate objects, high-fiving herself.

Dislikes: people, blood, trainng for the Games

Heighth: 4'11

.Xeria "Taxi" Cracks
District 12

Adeline Therese
Name: Adeline Theresa

Age: 13

Gender: Female

District: 12

Appearance: light brown hair with cider orange highlights, aqua eyes, 5'00, jagged front teeth

Personality: Adeline is a tomboy. She likes to explore, break the law, do bad stuff. She basically lives by the song "Dirt Road Anthem"

Backstory: Adeline lived with her two best friends, Nick and Thompson, who were her step-brothers. They did everything together, like exploring in the woods and illegal bat hunting. Well, they all agreed on how to live their lives until one day her mom got a divorse. They stayed for a while, bike-racing and stuff, but one day, when they had got in a fight, they didn't know it was the last day they'd see each other. The boys had got onto a hovercraft to go to District 9. It crashed onto a gravel pit, however, killing them. Adeline was sent into a depression, and suddenly she started going crazy. She became very smart suddenly, and she would always talk as if hypnotized. She dyed her blond hair brown with cider mixed in, and she became homicidal. She would go to the mall or fsomething, and have to be dragged away from little kids while she laughs her demonic laugh.