User blog comment:District3/Camp Hunger Games!/@comment-5824375-20130731165838

But before I die, I would like to thank all of my brave soldiers for aiding me in this intense battle that I'm ashamed to say we lost. I may die today, and I may not die with honor, but at least I did not die a virgin~

I would especially like to thank my general, John Hammer McFin, whose condition is deceased but he was always dead so it's alright I suppose. I would also like to name the smoked bass I secretly gorged on this whole time, Donovan String Guitar Fishhuckens. He was really delicious, I can assure you all of that fact. May this list of the fallen always be remembered, not in our hearts, but our minds as that makes more sense.

Me ;w;

John Hammer McFin

Donovan String Guitar Fishhuckens

Um, Bill?

Other Bill.

Another Bill.

One more Bill.

And little Dick Pike.

We are forever united, through death and H20~