User blog comment:District12-Tributes/The 227th Annual Hunger Games/@comment-4713037-20121104063415

Ahhh stupid John. Stupid Darth Vader. I think John needs some cheering up.

Send John a iPad with a endless replay of Gangnam Style!!! (however much that costs) Maybe send him some water... If he needs it.

Drake: Once John is done with the video, MOVE OUT. Get somewhere less hot. Cranking up the volume on Gangnam style should drone out Johns breathing. Remember: John is your human shield. You cant kill him. Maybe you should give him water?