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Bob Hussenshuffer (he has a Facebook btw)

Age: 5 but he thinks he's 49 (I tell him he is, don wanna traumitize the little creep)

Gender: Male, according to society. Don't ask him, though. *shudders*

Appearance: braces, sexy neon mohawk, giant butterfly tattoo on his face, wears bowties and bling-bling jewelry.

District: any

Strengths: being the most creepy, evil, bloodthirsty, best-singing toddler. Ever. He can also sing any song like Justin Beiber (but dun worry, he at least is smart enough not to use it)

Weakneshesh: Brashesh meshed up hish shpeech.....not cool

weapon: wierdness, braces, Justin Beiber voice

Strategies: breakdancing *hammertime*

Fears: He is both mortally frightened but also VERY attracted to female mannequins.