User blog:Dinosaurbones111/Katniss and Friends: Hunger Games Adventure! (A Hunger Games Parody)

Chapter 1
When I wake up, the other side of my bed is wet. I wrinkle my nose in disgust and roll of my bed. Slapping some clothes on, I look at myself in the mirror and smile. Sexy as usual! Quickly, I ran out the door to the forest. Today was hunting day with my best friends, and I could not wait.

Finally reaching the secret tree fort my friends and I built, I call out for them. "Gale!? Peeta!? Rue!? Thresh!? Where are you!?" Then, I heard it. It was like poison, slowly seeping into my ears.

"NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP, UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH!"

I screamed and saw them. Tight body suits. Singing to Beyonce. "HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE ME IN THIS?!" They all froze in their dance positions. Gale slapping Peeta's butt, and Rue and Thresh in a very controversial position. Gale was the first to speak.

"Katniss, you came late, we didn't want to wai-"

"I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE LEAD DANCER!"

"Catnip-"

"No, don't talk Gale. Just let me get my costume, and I'll be right back."

"Fine."

I ran as fast as I could back to my house.

Humming a little tune, I returned to the forest, in proper attire of course. I turned the corner to witness something even more horrific than before. Thresh and Peeta, intently taping Rue and Gale who were passionately making out, with their iPhones. "WHAT THE HECK!?!"

Gale turned and gasped. Rue smiled. "Want to join the party?"

"NO, FIRST OF ALL. AND SECOND OF ALL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY MAN."

"Catnip, you never called dibs on me."

"GET OUT OF THE WAY RUE, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE."

I kicked off Rue violently and jumped on Gale. We fell to the grass and locked in a super sexy embrace. I moaned softly as I took his shirt off. Rue snorted in disgust. "Katniss, you're such a-"

"Rue, watch your language," Thresh warned. Rue growled.