User blog:Rainfacestar/Le Epic Chat Story

Hello and I welcome you to read my story about chat! Now you will understand how crazy chat is and for all newbies reading this, I warn you all to beware of chat and always be alert when on chat, for these fanfictions are based off of true stories...

Le Chapter 1 - Le Party, Y U Come Suddenly?!
I sit with Julia as we are randomly playing Pokemon games, staring intently at the screen, both hoping to win the game.

“HEY LIZA AND JULIA!” shouts Oli, coming into our house with a huge bang.

The moment he enters, we lose concentration on the game and both lose.

“GOD DANG IT, OLIVER!” we both shout.

Oli ended up laughing his ass of. I walked over and slapped him with my DS. “WHAT THE DUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” I question angrily.

“Just wanted to say, god dang it,” he said, rubbing his head.

Suddenly, our house is flooded with people. I look around. “What the fuck is going on?!” I question.

Oli looks at us. “SURPRISE, HAPPY PARTY!”

My eyes widen. “Colin is going to kill me!”

Suddenly I am surrounded by Morgan, Andy, Lexi, Luke, and PF.

“Hey Liza! We going to go roleplay upstairs now?” they asked.

“No, guys, I am trying to get rid of the party before-” but I am cut off.

“WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!” Colin shouts.

“Shit,” I mutter.

Everyone stops and looks over at me. “OH NO! DON’T LOOK AT ME! OLI IS THE ONE WHO BROUGHT THIS GOD DANGED THING HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!”

Colin suddenly looks at Oli. “Is this true?” he asked.

Oli stares at the ground and for awhile, stays like that. Finally, he nods slowly. “Yeah,” he muttered.

Colin facepalmed.

Julia walked over to Colin after a few minutes of silence and when the party started up again.

“Hey Colin,” she said flirtingly.

“Hey Julia,” he said.

“So… How have you and your cute face been?” she asked.

I walked over in that instant. “Hey Julia, sister dear. Why don’t you call Anna and Adrian, you know, our siblings, to see how they are,” I suggested.

She shrugged. “Be right back, Colin dear,” she said before running off.

I facepalmed. She will never stop flirting with my boyfriend, will she?!

“Hey Liza,” Colin says.

“Hey Colin,” I smile. We both then hug.

Suddenly, a wild Erlend appears. “HEY LIZA! HAVE YOU SEEN MY FANFICTION ABOUT YOU GUYS?!” he asked as loud as possible.

I facepalm. “No Erlend, I don’t read your fanfics if I don’t have to.”

“WELL YOU SHOULD BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T THEN I, GOD OF SEX, WILL GET KEKAI, GOD OF RAPE, ON YOU!”

Kekai suddenly looked up from where he was standing with Julia. “GOD OF RAPE, WHAT?!” he asked as loud as possible.

I roll my eyes. “GO BACK TO KEEPING MY SISTER BUSY, KEKAI!” I shout.

“ALRIGHT!” he replies.

Jade and Annie come over from where they were drinking my fruit punch. “WHAT UP WITH ALL THE CAPITOL LETTERS AND SCREAMING?!” Jade shouts.

“I DON’T KNOW! WE SHOULD STOP!” I reply.

“Yeah, alright,” Annie says. Suddenly she starts fangirling. “OMG, LES MIS IS ON! I MUST GO WATCH IT WITH EVERYONE!” She ran off and I watch, confused.

Jade melts back into the party. Her and Luke and Andy start to argue over little things like who on Earth would want to own a sloth like Luke does.

I look back at Colin. “Ugh, not one day of silence is allowed here,” I say with an eyeroll.

He smiles but takes my hand. “Come on, let’s talk outside, it is more quiet there,” he says.

We both walk outside and I see Gareth and Kiki there, kissing. “HEY!” I shout. “GO BACK INTO THE PARTY AND DO THAT!”

Kiki and Gareth quickly pull apart but then walk back inside to go and make-out.

I roll my eyes but Colin laughs. “So, how has your day been?” he asks me.

“Good, minus the fact that Oli decided to throw a party in our house,” I reply.

He leans closer to me and just before we could kiss, I hear Mia screaming.

“OMG! WAIT UP! I AM ALMOST AT THE PARTY! OLI SO HELP ME I WILL KILL YOU FOR STARTING WITHOUT ME!” she shouted, running towards my house.

As she zooms by to get into my house, I hear her shout, “HEY LIZA, HEY COLIN!”

She quickly slams on the door. “LET ME IN!” she shouted.

The door opens and Mia zooms into my house.

“What a big entrance,” I mutter and laugh a little, causing Colin to laugh.

“Very,” he mutters.