User blog:Bananaman321/The Parody Games

                                                               100th Hunger Games (Parody)

               The 100th Hunger Games have begun. The time has to come to play the 4th Quarter Quell where three tributes from each district compete to fight to the death. After the death of the rebel Katniss and her husband Peeta, the Capitol as it used to be was brought back in to power. Many other rebels fought but now the Capitol had allies. Many other countries came to the aid of the successor of Snow; thus continued the Hunger Games and also the tradition of the Quarter Quells. As remembrance of how the rebels were willing to take other rebels with them to fight, this year the two tributes selected by random will have to choose the next person to go with them to the Games. Who will win and die? Who will have romances and who will make alliances? The Hunger Games have begun, time is ticking. May the odds be ever in your favor!

District 1 (Luxury)

 AJ Point Of View

               Oh great. Now today is the reaping. I lie down in my bed and ignore the beeps coming from my alarm. I look around my room that my dad bought for me. The picture of that girl is on my holo desk next to the origami flowers I had pasted around her picture. I think her name was Gwen? No it was something long, Genevieve. Yes that was it. Ever since I saw her at the meeting I was shocked. I had gawked at her before she slapped me and asked me what I was doing. I quickly washed my face and ran out the door hoping I’d see Genevieve at the Games. I think she likes me!

 Crystal Point of View

               The reaping is here? Oh um well I better get down to the living room. My mom will expect me to be all ready for the reaping. She thinks that I’m going to win, if I get chosen. I hope that this year I won’t get chosen or get reaped. I really want to finish school before I die…

 Luthor Point of View

               HA HA HA! The reaping is here! I’m going to volunteer and kill everyone! HA Ha HA!

 AJ Point Of View

 At the town square, I flip my hair back and forth. Hoping I get chosen so when I get up on the stage I can do my Beiber flip!

 Crystal P.O.V

                Oh my gosh, I forgot that girls are reaped first. Wait, oh my god that sounds wrong. The representative from the Capitol is here. She smiles at us and acts all creepy and everything and she even winks at me and giggles! Who the crap is she? She reaches in to the jar full of names and pulls out a pink slip. I shut my eyes and hear the name “Crystal Meth!”

 Luthor P.O.V

AHAHAHAHAHA! Yes! She’s fragile enough and tasty too! AHAHAHAHAHA!

 A.J P.O.V

<p style="text-align:justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph">Who is she? I think I’ve heard her name before when I was passing by an alley with somebody dealing out bags to people. I don’t think it was her though. Now it’s the boys reaping. I’m about to volunteer when this freak with purple dreadlocks and a red shirt and neon green pants yells “I want blood! Umm, I mean I volunteer!” I feel bad for Crystal. Wait maybe she’ll choose me! After all she is a platinum blonde Asian!

<p style="text-align:justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph"> Crystal P.O.V

<p style="text-align:justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph">Oh, now we have to choose the other person coming with us. Hmm…there’s this one other Asian…maybe we can form an alliance, and get rid of this psychopath.

<p style="text-align:justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph"> Luthor P.O.V

<p style="text-align:justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph">              Hmm…who else…ooh there’s more people that look all fresh and clean. Maybe I’ll choose another girl because they’re always more swee-

<p style="text-align:justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph"> A.J P.O.V

<p style="text-align:justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph">               I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!

<p style="text-align:justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph"> Crystal P.O.V

<p style="text-align:justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph">              Now they’re taking us away.

<p style="text-align:justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph"> Luthor P.O.V

<p style="text-align:justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph">              HAHAHAHAHAHA! Let the games begin!

<p style="text-align:justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph">District 2 (Masonry)

<p style="text-align:justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph"> Genevieve P.O.V

<p style="text-align:justify;text-justify:inter-ideograph">               “I’ll see you at the reaping

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