User blog:Tiger Lily29/Opposite Day: A Hunger Games Parody

Hi everyone, this is a parody of the hunger games, I've written The Humor Games (the 134th hunger games) and the 1 1/2 Humor Games. So, I hope you like it and be ready, it going to pretty funny. SPOILER ALERT: This will include some details from the book so, if you haven't read them and you don't want to spoil the surprise, then I suggest not reading this :)

KATNISS'S POV:

Great. Just great. Today is the Best day Ever. Otherwise known as the reapings. And chances are I'll be going into the Fun-Day Games. Mostly because I'm going to volunteer. My sister Prim comes up to me, "well Katniss your looking worse than usual today." man, she's irritating. My rival Gale (stupid name huh) comes up to me. "so, I hear your volunteering, it will be a lot nicer around here when your gone" just for that I kick him so hard he goes rolling across the ground. When I get to the square the mayors daughter comes up to me and throws something at me. It's a pin with a headless chicken on it. "It really suits you Katniss" so, I stab her with the pin, and listen to the reapings. For the boys: Peeta Meelark. Great they just had to pick the biggest, weenie here. Plus, he's had this stupid crush on me forever. I just can't ditch him. For the girls: Katniss Everdeen. Well that saved some time. "I wanted to be in the games anyway!" I yell at our escort. Peeta looks at me and I can tell, this is going to be a LONG train ride.