Quarter Quell

Examples:

Today I was in Hollister and I was looking at the shorts I grabbed a size 00 this hippo woman that weigh 5000 pounds grabbed a size 10 and laughed at me then ran me over. I felt like I was getting tackled by Jackie Chan and hippo at the same time. Maybe she just mistook me for a twinkie

Past Quarter Quells
I love fat ladies in hollister, their good for tackling the little girls at Justice