User blog comment:Blue-Ribbonz/Ideas Be Bygons :: A Random Chat Story/@comment-5334520-20141004142220

Name: Alice

Nicknames: Um... Earwig

Personality: Breaks a lot of stuff, sarcastic, not really shy but awkward and says the wrong things, makes crappy jokes, not sporty or outgoing at all, generally optimistic.

Appearance: Pale, 5'4, brown hair, black eyes (dark brown, whatevs), body of a 12 year old boy (not literally, but like, you know, no curves n crap), wears vans a lot

Example speech: "I'm 125 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone. Sarcasm is my only defense."