User blog comment:Jacob55111/Ancora/@comment-3230701-20110425212532/@comment-3230701-20110426224601

well, not counting the fact that you won a watermelon seed spitting contest, you're HILARIOUS, and nice and clean at the same time. You are always cheering me on and you say things like "HOLY POOP ON A PLATTER", and you just rock.

There, I have explained myself. Feel free to be amazed.