User blog comment:EmpressOreo/The 94th Hunger Games/@comment-5824375-20130303081419

I wonder how people think of me after making these? XD Name: ø¬∂µ˚∑´˜∑∆´˜ƒøƒµå˜ƒ¨ø∑∫ƒø¨∫∆˜µ´˜ƒ˙ˆ£∫¥£∫˙˜¬˚ˆ£∆ˆ√˙¨ø£∫˙∆√∫®∆√∫˜≤Å˜ŒØ¨£ÅÓÏ∏…Œ˚Ò®√Â≤ŒÒ…≤√∏Œ˜ˆ¨™∫˜¨√ø∫ œ£˙ˆ∫√˙ ˜√˜˜™¢ø¨√∫∫ø™∫ "Uncle Steve" Lickprivicks

District: Any

Gender: Both

Age: 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999 light years (yes, I'm very young)

Appearance: I am a gray alien so I have gray skin. My moustache is the source of my power and if I wish to sleep, I can take it off. My ears are fake, my reals ones are located where ones nipples would be located. My genitals are located on my back and I have a pair of each type. My reals eyes are located on my ass and my nose is really on my pacreas. My mouth is located where one's private parts would be. My brain is actually located in my vagina.

Personality: I am a genius, the smartest of all beings. I am also good at singings native Indian songs, for some reason. I wish to bring Elvis back to life so I can marry him, rape him and havee him give birth to my grandchildern. I have the technology capable of doing so. I am also in a relationship with popstar, Justin Bieber. I secretly killed his real girlfriend, Selena Gomez, and I disguised myself as her. Did you know his penis is as long as this person's 1 millimeter eyelash?

Weapons: Justin Bieber's baby (I'm serious, I have his baby)

Backstory: I was adopted by the Lickprivicks family as they noticed I was incapable of eating sand.

Strengths: The definition of strengths is Noun#The quality or state of being strong, in particular.
 * 1) Physical power and energy: "cycling can help you build up your strength".

Weaknesses: Bieber's sweet ass

Fear(s): Classified

Interview Angle: I will be pretending to listen, but really, I'm imagining me and Justin and Elvis having a threesome.

Bloodbath Strategy: I will kill them. 'Nuff said.

Games Strategy: They are already dead. No games.

Token: A picture of Bieber's sweet ass

Allies (can be filled out later): Some but I will rape and kill them later on