User blog comment:BlissfullyRainingForever/Back To School: Senior Edition/@comment-3531063-20141012205734/@comment-3531063-20141012211451

ALSO, SOMETHING IMPORTANT I FORGOT TO MENTION ABOUT MYSELF:

I have horrible luck. Like, it's ridiculous how bad my luck is. I once tripped down the stairs at school and landed squarely on a sharpened pencil that someone dropped. The pencil stabbed ALL THE WAY THROUGH my arm. After I went to the nurse, I stepped outside and was struck by lightning. Later that day, I was hit by a car (not full-on, luckily). I wish I was kidding.

Oh, and one time, when I was playing a Tabletop RPG, I rolled a 1 six times in a row. Needless to say, my character died pretty quickly.

So yeah.