User blog:Fappy Catnip/The Hunger Games (spoof)

District 12
''' ''' I was a brave, strong and awesome girl.

Until this “author” turned me into a childish and stupid girl.

So, to prove that I’m still brave… …

I won’t show up in the woods with Gale today. –feeling brave

 * My name is Katniss Everdeen.

My name is named after a plant also called katniss. Maybe my mum and dad can’t think of a perfect name so they named me after a flower.

I live in District 12, nicknamed Seam. I don’t know the proper pronunciation for Seam, so I only called it District 12.

Now I’m in the Hob, buying the tastiest soup in the world from Greasy Sae. While she is preparing my soup, I saw something that catches my eye.

“Ooh.”

“SHINY.” I murmured.

“How much is th... Wait a second. This is Madge Undersee’s pin!”

“No it’s not.” Greasy Sae said.

“Yes, it is.”

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">“No, it is not.”

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">I said: “Fine, this is YOUR pin. How much is this.”

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">“One dollar. Because you accuse me saying that this pin is somebody else’s.”

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">“But this is really…”I said.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">“Say it again and I will double the price.”

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">I said fine, and ran away with the shiny Mockingjay pin without paying.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">I know that there will be a really long time I won’t be returning to Greasy Sae.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Or even the Hob.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;"> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">* <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">“Catpoo Evergreen!”

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Oh My Gosh. That voice is definitely Gale’s voice.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">The first time I told Gale Hawthorne my name, I had to whisper to him, and he heard me saying Catpoo Evergreen. I always think of my stupid cat Buttercup’s poo is ever green (which disgust me) whenever Gale called me Catpoo.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">“I told you my name is Katniss Everdeen. KAATNISSS.” I told Gale.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">“I guess you have a perfect explanation why you didn’t show up in the woods earlier.”

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">“Umm… I’ve 'bought' this pin?”I said embarrassingly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Gale handed out a loaf of fresh bread and put it onto my hand, saying: “Here’s a small piece of fresh bread, you can give some to your mom and Prim.”

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">“Shay whhat?” I’m saying it with the bread in my mouth.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">“Oh for crying out loud, forget it.” Gale saying it full of disappointment.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;"> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">* <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">From here, I can hear Prim, my sister, crying loudly. At first I wonder why, then I remembered.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Today is the day of the Reaping.