User:Iron Berry

 ''I wanted to invent myself as a fictional character. And I did, and it has caused a great deal of confusion.'' - Jeanette Winterson

I am Goddess of...
Fruit, Fertility and Underwear.

Big Thanks To Erlend for the idea,

and Oli for making me a Goddess

I am Princess of the Gods and Goddesses

VICTORS
No Victors Yet!

Hoping for some soon....(Hint, Hint!)

Friends on Wikia
Katie, Morar and all those at the MCSM wiki: From my days back there. Those were some of the best times of my life. I hope you all live long, and Prosper. :3

Erlend: Okay, so he's the first person I really met here. He introduced me to everyone, said I wasn't that psycho. It was quite nice, cuz' I was newby, and slightly afraid of Oli. Yeah, Oli. (And god knows it's Dani I should've been afraid of). So basically, he's my best buddy here. I'm sad he's leaving, but I'm so glad I got to know him. He may act like a psychopathic rapist, but in reality he's just a big cuddly pervert. =)

Oh, yeah. And we're incestially in love, because he married me a while ago.

Claudia: My wifeh. No, I do not count Erlend as my spouse, because he married us while I wasn't looking. I'm not gonna get a divorce though, because divorces are messy and who cares? Hey, just call me Mormon. Anyways, Claudia is...Just wow. She's amazing, and my bestest wife ever, and the one of the friendliest, most creative people I've ever met. She's way more commited to the marriage (Berrida) than me. Jesus Christ, I remember the day she spent the entire time I was on chat PMing me about what song we'd have at our wedding.

Claudia draws pictures of me. I must wonder what they look like, and I promise right now I'll draw what I think you look like. Though I won't be able to post it, because Dad never let's me any where near the camera, and there's no scanner at home. Anyway, you'd probably think you look weird. XD I imagine you with frizzy black hair and big red glasses. So teenage Ugly Betty. (Don't worry, you're sexy teenage Ugly Betty.)

Oli: Oli is so funny. I wish I could be as amusing as him, and kind of imagine him looking like Jack Harries (due to his original Profile Pic. I knew who he was but I guess I was just wishfully thinking...) You know, at first I was scared of Oli. Like, big time. You were friends with everyone, and constantly judging me, like I judge Newbs now. I felt all scared.

Then I think you realised I was decent (...enough) and showed me how awesome you are. Kekai : Kekai made this awesome Page for me. It's amazing, just like his weird ass tributes. I really can't describe how much I like Kekai. I would feel like I was repeating everything I've said before. He's friendly, and nice and will do anything for you...and,  no, not like that Erlend.

Anna: Cuz' she's a motherfucking poet.

                                                                      Oh my dearest, I see now clear.

''                                                               That on this friendlist, I am not here. ''

                                                            But I do think you're a great friend of mine, 

''                                                                 We have talked, from time to time. ''

                                                                   So I ask it of you, if it's not too 

''                                                        Please add my name to the friendlist-bunch.                                                                  - ''By  Anna Miasa