User blog comment:AngelsHolocaust/Battle Royale/@comment-8995137-20130315041455/@comment-5044621-20130316065207

"Hey Mom, can I have a soda?"

"No, but what you can have is a Megurine Juice! It has 21 essential vitamins and nutrients to make your body grow big and strong!"

"Cool, thanks mom!"

Megurine Juice- It'll make you pee.

Best. Commercial. Ever.