User blog comment:EvilhariboMadness/User Battle Royale!/@comment-6424291-20130526191517

Okay, Jessica, I want you to run away, far, far away from the building, into the wilderness. Make sure to jog so you dont get so tired. And glance this way or another while you make you way towards the destination, so you know no one is near you. When you get as far as you think you is safe, make sure no one is near you. Then check out your items. Good luck with the matches.

And jessica I am afraid your matches arent a good weapon, but, its whatcha got. Now, in case a group is closing in on you, run as fast as you can. DODGE EVERY WHERE. DO NOT LET THEM SHOOT YOU, DODGE NO MATTER WHAT, AS YOU RUN. EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT SHOOTING AT YOU!

RUN AS FAST AS YOUR LEGS CARRY, OKAY?

and DODGE, DODGE, NO MATTER WHAT. Now, while you are running, take out your matches, but just to say, hold the match away from your face, to the side. While you are running, the fire, from the match, could hit your face and voila we have Jessica Chicken Wings.

Okay? Now, when you get teh match to light up (remember keep dodging as you run) DROP it. Then, run FASTER. EVEN if your legs hurt. DO NOT STOP RUNNING. ESPECIALLY because you just dropped a flaming match. You will probally get hot if you are still near the fire which i do NOT RECCOMEND! Now, the group should be taken of. There's a good chance atleast one person died. and then there's a good chance not. If ONE  person is closing in on you, take your match, find a twig or something, (remember be quick, I know you are quick) and light the twig on fya! Wave it in their face, and remember, KEEP DODGING NO MATTER WHAT, and try to light some part of their body on fire. Now, aim for sensitive areas. "No matter how strong the person is,  a nose is a nose." - ''Praiseworthy from "BY THE GREAT HORN SPOON!" ''

So aim for the head, Limbs, or even if they are a boy the upper leg.....

okay? I think you are ready.

I know you are ready. Good luck Jess