User blog comment:Dinosaurbones111/Katniss and Friends: The Curse of Rebecca Black! (A Hunger Games Parody)/@comment-4879129-20120101220719

Blonde joke: There's a blond brunette and redhead. Theyre all stranded on a desert island. The brunette wants to find food, the redhead, water, the blond, shelter. They all agree to meet back in the same spot. The brunette finds some sweet berries that arent poison and are really good so she takes the berries back to the clearing. The redhead finds water and takes a bucketful back to the clearing. A few hours later when they dont see the blond they get worried and look for her. The redhead finds her trying to lift up a cave to bring back to the clearing.

A blond brunette and redhead are all stranded on a desert island. Then a ship cmoes and pirates tell them they need to stuff 10 fruits up their butts before they laugh o theyll die. The brunette and the redhead say they'll stuff small fruits up THEIR butts. the brunette gets 7 blueberries up her butt before she dies laughing. The redhead gets 8 grapes up her butt before she dies laughing. In heaven, the redhead is still laughing because she sees the blond coming up with PINEAPPLES. You know those giant spiky fruits.