User blog comment:FrostyFire/The 284th Hunger Games/@comment-5459309-20140512015210/@comment-5446044-20140512030648

Golfer mutts are actually real! They somehow mistaken your head as a golf ball and swing right at it with their golf club! Other times they think your head is the hole, and hit the golf ball at you and shout "Hole In One! Hole In One!"

Really though, I met one before and said goodbye with a concussion. Memories... memories...

(Note: This is all made up in my imagination and can be described as a joke. I do not mean to be a jerk to anyone who plays golf in any way. Thank you!)