User blog comment:Hybrid Shadow/The 1000th Hunger Games/@comment-5824375-20130216202746/@comment-5824375-20130216230821

I revived moments later as the most beautiful unicorn in the world, no, the galaxy. I conquered the people of Mars and I had them make me their uni-king. I had them collect your ashes so I could revive you. Except I didn't revive your body, I revived your soul. With the use of Martian technology, I transplated your soul into a dead fish. As such, you became the first jackson chameleon. How you went from human, to fish and finalky, to lizard, the answer is unclear. Now, clean up this planet of it's flies, flies are lame.