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Some more Danisnotonfire quotes!

"And this is the point where I look in the mirror and ask myself, "Do I look depressing enough?"

"You think it's cold? It's -312 in Norway and my eyeballs are frozen!"

"You think it's hot? It's 912,000 in Death Valley and I'm literally on fire right now!"

"You think it's windy? I'm in Kansas and I'm typing this inside a tornado."

"Here in England, if you see a rainbow, it's a sign of the apocalypse. *cut to living room scene* *guy sees rainbow* Where's the fucking queen? We need to save the queen!"