User blog:Oblivion1001/The Hunger Games has got talent: User Time!

Katniss: Hello, and welcome back to the Hunger Games has got talent!!! We have the same judges this year, and now, users, YOU will all be competing to see who's the best. Let's see... so, we have 3 categories. You can either sign up to impress me, Cato, or Gale. Whoever impresses us the most is going out with us.

Cato: You mean like a blind date!? I HATE BLIND DATES!

Katniss: Well... sort of. But you can pick who you want to go out with.

Cato: CLOVE!

Katniss: USERS, CATO. USERS, IDIOT.

Gale: Okay. Let's get the show on the road! In the comments, please tell us who you are signing up to impress, and give us your act! Thanks!

Cato: Ahhh... one more thing. No blind dates.

Gale: You got it, Cato. 7 candidates can enter. Good luck!! :)