User blog:District3/The Story In which Kekai gets castrated

Kekai was in a dark ally. His was shaking as he noticed somebody chasing him. He ran away but tripped over a pineapple shapped like a peacock. He screamed as Joan walked to him with a peacock with AIDS in his arms. The peacock had a dented beak and barked like a dog. Joan letted the peacock go and the peacock ripped kekai's nuts off.

"That is for the 300 whore!" And Joan left.

A week later kekai died in a hole from peacock aids after the peacock gave him a blowjob.