User blog:Rainfacestar/The 1st Illusions Games

M'kay, so I apologize 'cuz I'm pretty damn sure that there has been an Illusions Games before. But um... Any way, so, I want you all to join. I'll probs turn this into a series, maybe. But um... So, I want you all to sign up 'cuz you love me. Put in any tributes.

Rules
M'kay, we all hate rules. Get over it, I make games, rules come with it. M'kay? M'kay.
 * Make original tributes. Give them an amazing backstory. I don't want a backstory like "he trained as career. he kicked ass. murdered family." Like, that annoys me so much. Give depth and detail into your tribute.
 * There will be 2 tributes from each district, 0-14 with the Capitol. 30. One female, one male. First come, first serve. If you complain about wanting a spot that's taken, I will hurt you. Severely. Above the head, neck, shoulder and arse.
 * Don't bitch because your tribute dies. 'Kay? I will seriously slap you across the face. Like, this is the Hunger Games. You know the mother fucking consequences of entering a tribute. You've read the books/seen the movie and I don't want to hear that shit.
 * I swear to god, don't spam me with every tribute, 'kay? I don't care how many you enter but at least keep it below 3. I don't want one person submitting 20 tributes and leaving me 12 spots, 'kay? 3 or 4 is the max as of currently. This could change due to popularity but we'll see.
 * There will be curse words, every five mother fucking sentences. No doubt in my mind. Like, I curse. A lot. So if I blow the "F" bomb, I don't want you to bitch about it. I curse, and so do kids who are about to get mother fucking killed in the Hunger Games. So shut it and enjoy the games.
 * You can advice your tribute... If... IF... If it is realistic. I don't want you advicing you tribute to use their mother fucking secret powers to climb walls and eat their allies or some shit like that. 'Kay? Be. Realistic.
 * No names dealing around Rebellion. I may sound like a bitch but come ON now. The moment a kid were named after something around the rebellion, the family would be killed and the child renamed and put up for adoption.
 * You can reserve tributes, but the reservations will last 2 days unless you give me a good reason. Like, for example, if you tell me you'll be gone due to family issues, I'll extend it to the day after you return. However, if you say your cat ate your laptop or some dumbass shit like that, I'll laugh in your face and tell ya you have 2 days.
 * If you don't follow these rules, I will hunt you down. I'm watching >-<

Arena
Comin' Soon :3