User blog comment:FiftyShadesOfJay/The User Purge Games/@comment-25272673-20140714205953

After waking up and practically slicing off the door to my house, I leave and walk on the streets where a family is rushing to get home after accidentally staying out too late. I walk in the shadows, dodging the light of the street lamps until I am nearly face-to-face with a dude, some chick and their twin children in their strollers. I take my sword with a blade on each end and twirl it menacingly as off comes the head of one of the twin babies. The other blade of the sword goes about an inch deep into the other child's neck and twists, slitting his throat. I then turn my attention to the couple, the female of which is reaching into her purse for a knife. I sucker-punch the handbag out of her hands and as it falls and slides down the pavement, I pull her hair, thus yanking her towards me and I smile at the sound of my sword penetrating her chest. I look at her husband and his attempt to flee only guarantees the crushing sound of the sword as it cracks, then splits his skull moments later.