User blog comment:EmpressOreo/The 93rd Hunger Games/@comment-8995137-20130214083609/@comment-5824375-20130214165301

Okay Dragon, here's a new idea to add to your #1 selling book on how to kill! :D Firstly, I suggest you knock out who you are going to kill first, we wouldn't want them to get away!

Once your victim is knocked out, drag them to a wooden table (I'll send it to you). Once you are at the wooden table, put your soon-to-be-tortured victim onto the table.

Grab 4 icepicks and stab them in the hands and feet so they are tightly onto to the table and they can't get away without losing their limbs. They should be wide-awake now and they will probably start to scream. I recommend you rip out their tounge so they are incapable of screaming. Set their freshly cut off tounge next to you and let it set, you'll need it once you prepare your dish.

Scoop up the tears of the crying victim and taste the salty specks. If it is too salty, add some sugar. Begin fapping away and cum onto to your victim to make them sweeter, make sure they swallow it. Take of any clothing onto the victim, the fabric ruins the dish.

With a knife, begin opening their stomach area and pull out the juicy, healthy organs. You may get a bit messy so have some gloves on when you do this. Taste the blood to see if it is just right. If it isn't add some spice by pissing inside the cut-up area of their stomach. They should be near death now so begin preparing your dish.

Cut up the organs and intestines on a cutting table as the victim tries to moan, it'll be silent music to your ears. Speaking of ears, cut off the ears of the victim. Add the ears, organs and intestines to a boiling cauldron.

After that, head back to your victim that should be dead now. Break off their fingers with your hands and scoop them up. Go to the cutting table and cut them like carrots. After that, add them to the cauldron.

Pull out pieces of the victim's hair, make sure you get enough scalp as possible to add some flavor to the seasoning. Just add them to the cauldron later.

Get their eyeballs and make sure you pickle them. Raw is good but pickled is better. Add them to the cauldron.

Now, here comes the fun part. Cut off theit scalp and scoop up their brain. Cut the brain into even parts and I suggest you let it settle before adding it to the cauldron.

Wait a minute and then you should add the brain into the cauldron.

Rip off one of the arms of the victim and stir slowly, you want it to be good in quality and flavor, not just flavor.

After 10 minutes of stiring, the soup should be ready. Grab enough wooden bowls for the careers and pour the soup inside the bowls.

Now, back to the tounge. The tounge gives the soup texture so add it evenly to each of the bowls.

For a little bit more flavor and color, add some of the victim's blood although this is optional.

Thanks for listening to cooking with psychos, we'll see you for lunch soon! :3