User blog comment:Beetee19/The Iditarod Games/@comment-4964864-20121212035118/@comment-24542883-20121212040128

Probably a duet including Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black.

They sing the most repulsive songs they each have, (Baby -JB and Friday -RB) and then this will cause the wild forest predators to converge on them.

The animals will knaw and claw at the singers, and soon, the remains will be mistaken for supermarket meat products.


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